Текст, перевод и аккорды “Crazy Rap”
- Wait a minute man Ay check this out man It was this blind man, right? Man check this It was this blind man, right? He was feelin' His way down the street With this stick, right? Ay, he walked past This fish market You know what I'm sayin'? He stopped, he took A deep breath, he said Woo, good morning ladies You like that sh*t man? Ay, I got a gang of that sh*t, man I tell you what My man on the guitar Ay, fool on the drums Everybody just crowd 'Round the mic I tell you all these Motherf***in' jokes I got man So first I'm gonna Start it off like this Help me sing it home boy, come on Said colt 45 and two zig-zags Baby that's all we need We can go to the park after Dark smoke that tumbleweed As the marijuana burn We can take our turn Singin' them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong Like Cheech and Chong It still takes From here to Hong Kong So roll, roll, roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems Feelin' high as hell Flyin' through Palm Dell Skatin' on datin' rims So roll, roll the 83 Cadallac Coupe Caville If my tapes and My CDs just don't sell I bet my Cavy will Well it was just sundown In a small white town They call it eastside Palm Dell When the Afro Man walked Through the white land Houses went up for sale Well I was standin' on The corner sellin' rap CD's When I met a little girl named Jan I let her ride in my Caddy 'Cause I didn't know Her daddy was the leader Of the Ku Klux Klan We f***ed on the bed F***ed on the flo' F***ed so long I grew a f***in' afro Then I f***ed to the left F***ed to the right She sucked my d*ck Till the sh*t turned white I thought to myself Sheeba sheeba got my As* lookin' like a zebra I put on my clothes And I was on my way Until her daddy Pulled up in a Chevrolet So I ran, I jumped Out the back window But her daddy, he was Waitin' with a two-by-fo' Oh, he beat me to the left He beat me to the right The motherf***er Whooped my as* all night But I ain't mad At her prejudice dad That's the best Damn pussy I ever had Got a bad of weed And a bottle o' wine I'm a f*** that b**** Just one more time Colt 45 and two zig-zags Baby that's all we need We can go to the park After dark smoke That tumbleweed And as the marijuana burn We can take our turn Singin' them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong Like Cheech and Chong It still takes From here to Hong Kong So roll, roll, roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems Feelin' high as hell Flyin' through Palm Dell Skatin' on datin' rims So roll, roll the 83 Cadallac Coupe Caville If my tapes and My CDs just don't sell I bet my Cavy will I met this lady in Hollywood She had green hair but Damn she looked good I took her to my house 'Cause she was fine But she whooped out a d*ck That was bigger than mine I met this lady from Japan Never made love With an African I f***ed her once I f***ed her twice I ate that pussy Like shrimp fried rice Don't be amazed At the stories I tell ya I met a woman in The heart of Australia Had a big butt and big titties, too So I hopped in Her as* like a kangaroo See I met this woman from Hawaii Stuck it in her as* And she said I E Lips was breakfast Pussy was lunch Then her titties busted open With Hawaiin punch Met Colonel Sanders wife In the state of Kentucky She said I'll fry some chicken If you just bump me I came in her mouth It was a crisis I gave her my secret blend Of herbs and spices Colt 45 and two zig-zags Baby that's all we need We can go to the park After dark smoke That tumbleweed And as the marijuana burn We can take our turn Singin' them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong Like Cheech and Chong It still takes From here to Hong Kong I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee Her titties were Filled with hennessy That country music Really drove me crazy But I rode that as* And said Yes, Miss Daisy Met this lady in Oklahoma Put that pussy in a coma Met this lady in Michigan I can't wait till I f*** that b**** again Met a real black girl Down in South Carolina F***ed her till she Turned into a white albina F***ed this hooker in Iowa I f***ed her on credit So I owe her F***ed this girl down in Georgia Came in her mouth Now I thought I told ya Met this beautiful sexy ho She just ran 'cross The border of Mexico Fine young thang Said her name's Maria I wrapped her up Just like a hot tortilla I wanna get married But I can't afford it I know I'm a cry When she get deported Colt 45 and two zig-zags Baby that's all we need We can go to the park After dark smoke That tumbleweed As the marijuana burn We can take our turn Singin' them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong Like Cheech and Chong It still take Ffrom here to Hong Kong
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