Текст, перевод и аккорды “The Hypnotist”
- Performed by adam sandler and kevin Transcribed by big brother. [typing sounds] Dr. stewart: hi, [im] dr. stewart. Gary phelps: hi, dr. stewart. nice to meet you -- Im gary phelps. Dr. stewart: my pleasure. gary, have you ever been hypnotized before? Gary phelps: no, I havent. Im actually quite nervous, but I just, uh, I -- Dr. stewart: all right, and you were referred to me by anyone...? Gary phelps: to be honest with you, I saw your name in the yellow pages, and it said youre good at this stuff, so I just, I gotta give it a shot, just kick this whole cigarette thing... Dr. stewart: so smoking is your problem? Gary phelps: yeah, I cant stop smoking and its -- its finally, like, affecting everything I do, I cant run, I cant play basketball and all that stuff like that, so i, I gotta give it up. Dr. stewart: how long have you smoked, gary? Gary phelps: uh, I started when I was eleven years old, and I just cant kick it, you know? Dr. stewart: yeah, right. [small, barely noticeable fart] all right, gary, why dont you just have a seat here and sit down and just relax -- what I do is hypnosis. Gary phelps: right. Dr. stewart: basically I just want you to sit back and relax -- let yourself sit back and relax and sink into the chair, and , um, just feel comfortable and trust me. [bigger fart] Gary phelps: [noticing fart sound] uh... Dr. stewart: thats it. Gary phelps: o-kay.... Dr. stewart: thats it. Gary phelps: that was...o-kay... Dr. stewart: all right? okay. gary, I want you to close your eyes, and I just want you to again relax and try to concentrate on nothing. okay? thats it. now Im gonna count backwards from five Ro -- Gary phelps: right. Dr. stewart: -- and I just want you to relax, and youre going to fall into a deep state of mind -- of subconsciousness -- youre very comfortable, Ill be counting back from five, I just want y Relax, and just think of nothing. [three farts in succession] Gary phelps: are you gonna keep doing that, or...? Dr. stewart: hmm? just concentrate now. thats it. close your eyes. keep your eyes closed. okay. now. were very comfortable. five [small fart], were thinking of nothing except being comfortabl Nothings bothering us. okay. when I say the word "relax," listen to me, youre sinking, youre sinking, [medium fart] Gary phelps: oh my god...that was, uh....are you gonna keep doing that? Dr. stewart: please just try to relax; that wasnt me. okay. youre very stressed -- youre very stressed. okay, four, were relaxing, were relaxing, youre very comfortable, youre very, very Ed. okay. four, three...[fart] Gary phelps: oh my dear god, sir...uh, I cant... Dr. stewart: that was the couch. I know it sounded like -- its -- the vinyl -- its a new couch -- please, just try and concentrate. okay. and were very sleepy, were relaxed, thinking nothing Ers us, nothing bothers us -- [several farts] Gary phelps: uh, um, all right, could you open a window, maybe? Im just having a tough time concentrating -- Dr. stewart: hmm? here we go -- there, there, were relaxing, were relaxing [fart and cough together] three, two, two -- Gary phelps: I was just going to ask you if you could maybe stop doing that. I cant concentrate when youre doing that. Dr. stewart: this is what I do. its a counting-down thing. were relaxing now. just relax -- let it go, dont focus on anything else, just concentrate on what were doing here. three, two, rela Lax, thats it, just relax [fart], were relaxing now -- Gary phelps: okay -- youre gonna -- that one was -- its getting a little irritating -- Dr. stewart: hang on just a second here. let me just step out a second here. Gary phelps: thatd be good. Dr. stewart: all right, and were relaxing, as I leave, were relaxing, still relaxing, [fart in the distance] Gary phelps: jesus...oh my god. Dr. stewart: were relaxing. Gary phelps: [trying hard not to laugh] Dr. stewart: okay, Im back, were relaxing, and were counting down, were to two, and all were thinking about is healthy, fresh air. freshness. breathing in. breathing in deep, letting out. [ Gary phelps: sir, Id appreciate if you could stop letting it out. but okay, okay, fine, thank you. Dr. stewart: thats it, youre all right, everythings good. all right, you feel very comfortable, youre sinking into the chair, were relaxing, one [long fart], and were coming down to zero a Gary phelps: oh my god, uh...yes, all right, it was nothing... Dr. stewart: no, no, that time that was you. Gary phelps: that wasnt me! Dr. stewart: were not here to pick sides, were not here to pick sides, that was you, and maybe we could deal with this in another session, but right now were dealing with the smoking, and, um s not worry about anything else thats going down -- Gary phelps: ok, Ive just gotta kick this habit. Dr. stewart: down to zero, relaxing, were going
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