Текст, перевод и аккорды “I'm So Wasted”
- Performed by adam sandler and rob schneider [sound of crickets. guy walks across grass] Joe: "hey pal! how ya doin? " M2: "im so wasted, man." Joe: "yeah, you are, oh ho ho!" M2: "thanks man." Joe: "its good party, huh? " M2: "oh, its great man." Joe: "hey thats some good acid, huh? " M2: "oh, killer man." Joe: "hey, my pleasure." M2: "ive never been higher." Joe: "oh ho, you must be freaking out." M2: "acids great man." Joe: "its the best." M2: "everytime I do acid man, Im so high." Joe: "yeah, oh, you must be flipping out right now." M2: "this is the best acid, man." Joe: "what are you seein, man? " M2: "oh, i, that cloud up there, man." Joe: "whoa" M2: "its got a vein in it." Joe: "oh-holy cow! really!? " M2: "and its bleeding on me, man." Joe: "its bleeding on ya? well watch out!" M2: "look at my hand, man." Joe: "yeah? " M2: "it-its moving, but its not moving." Joe: "its not? " M2: "its still there, but it looks like its moving." Joe: "hey, yeah to you it is." M2: "im so high." Joe: "yeah, you must be flipping out." M2: "im flipping out off it." Joe: "hallucinations, man." M2: "acid..right." Joe: "hey, I got some news fer ya." M2: "im seeing stuff, man." Joe: "yeah, yer seeing stuff." M2: "right." Joe: "well, thats what happens when you take acid, but you know what? " M2: "what man? " Joe: "uhhh, that really wasnt acid. that was just a little piece of paper I ripped off of my notebook." [silence] M2: "wha? its probly this weed Im smokin, man." Joe: "oh, that weed." M2: "that thai bud, man." Joe: "whoa." M2: [laughing] "everythings hilarious." Joe: [laughing] "thats funny man. look at that guy." M2: [laughing] "thats funny man." Joe: [laughing] "look at that guys hat man." M2: [laughing] "everythings funny to me, man." Joe: "right. hey, how man bones didya smoke? a few joints, man? " M2: "i had about four." Joe: "whoa, thats a lot of bones to be smokin, man." M2: "the whole things man." Joe: "yeah, you sucked em down yerself." M2: "aint that hilarious!? " Joe: "you didnt wanna share, didja? " M2: "it was great stuff, man." Joe: "aww, yeah, hey I got some news on that stuff too." M2: "hey what man? " Joe: "thats the stuff I sold you, right? M2: "yeah, right." Joe: "yeah" M2: "its funny, man." Joe: "well, well, uh.." M2: "im wasted off it, man." Joe: "yeah, well thats good. you smoked it, right? " M2: "right." Joe: "well that really wanst weed." [pause] Joe: "no it wasnt, it was pencil shavings in a bag." [silence] Joe: "yeah." M2: "well, its probably this beer. this beer Im drinking, man. I must be drunk off it or something. ya know, I had about eighteen of them, man." Joe: "whoa, oh really!? " M2: "im just..wasted off em." Joe: "thats a lot of beer for a man to drink." M2: "man, I gotta pea pretty soon, man." Joe: "you didnt dump em out in the woods, didja? " M2: "no..no..no.. I drank all of them." Joe: "right, yeah. I saw you..thats good. hey didja eat today? " M2: "no, Im on an empty stomach." Joe: "whoa, you must be ..yea.. extra buzz for you." M2: "..and thats why Im so wasted off it man, its like Im seeing things, man." Joe: "yeah, you can hardly stand, man." M2: "you should take my car keys, cuz I cant drive, man." Joe: "right, right." M2: "i can barely walk." Joe: "hey man, you better open those eyes up, theyre half shut." M2: "theres two of you, man. I cant see anymore, man, Im blind!" Joe: "right.. I got the beers, huh? Im the man, right? " M2: "yeah, you are the man." Joe: "say it. say Im the man." M2: "yer da man!!" Joe: "okay, well that beer.." M2: "yeah? " Joe: "there was no alcohol in that beer." [pause] Joe: "that was non-alcoholic. so..uhh..again, Im gonna have to bust you on this one. youre lying." [silence] M2: [mumbling] "ill be right back
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