Toll Booth Willie

Исполнитель:
Adam Sandler
Просмотров:
143,980

Добавить в закладки

589

Мне нравится

Текст, перевод и аккорды “Toll Booth Willie”
Performed by adam sandler, rob schneider, tim meadows, david spade, steve koren, tim herlihy, and margaret ruden [car approaches] Toll booth willie: "welcome to worchester. dollar twenty-five please." M1: "hey, how ya doin toll booth willie? " Toll booth willie: "good! thanks fer askin, pop!" M1: "aww, thats great, you know, considering yer a fuckin idiot!" [pays toll and drives off] Toll booth willie: "go fuck yourself you son of a bitch! Ill come right outta the booth and fuckin whack ya, you fuckin prick!" [another car approaches] M2: "hey, hey, willie! hows it going? " Toll booth willie: "hey, cant complain, pop. hows bout you? " M2: "oh, great, great. how much? " Toll booth willie: "the state charges a dollar twenty-five, pop." M2: "thats fine. now should I give you the money, or should I shove the quarters directly up your fat ass!? " [pays toll and drives off] Toll booth willie: "why you fuckin hard on! Ill fucking carlton fisk yer fuckin head with a louise-ville fuckin slugger! whadya think of that ass fuck!? " [another car approaches] F1: "hi willie." Toll booth willie: "oh, nice to see ya mam. not a bad day, huh? " F1: "well, Im a little lost. could you help me out? I hear your the best with directions." Toll booth willie: "well I know my way around new england. I can tell ya that much. so where ya headed? " F1: "well, I was just wondering exactly which is the best way to drive up your ass. you know, if youd tell me, Id appreciate it, you fuckin prick." [drives off] Toll booth willie: "you fuckin bitch! fuck you! you forgot to pay the fuckin toll you dirty whore! Ill fuckin drop you with a boot to the fuckin skull you cum guzzling queen!" [another car approaches] M3: "hey willie." Toll booth willie: "hey, how are ya? " M3: "heres a dollar twenty-five, and go fuck yourself." [pays toll and drives off] Toll booth willie: "dah, you fuckin prick! I hope you choke on a fuckin bottle cap, ya fuckin son of a fuck! eat shit! eat my shit!" [another car approaches] Bishop nelson: "hello willie. good to see you." Toll booth willie: "ahhh, bishop nelson. nice to see ya. that was quite a sermon you had the other day." Bishop nelson: "hey, well I do my best." Toll booth willie: "dollar twenty-five, bishop." Bishop nelson: "dollar twenty-five, willie. isnt that the same price your mother charges for a blow job, you piece of dog shit!? " [pays toll and drives off] Toll booth willie: "ohhh! have another one, you fuckin lush! its not my fault the bartender cut ya off last night ya fuckin douche bag!" [another car approaches] M5: "hey!" Toll booth willie: "well hey!" M5: "yeah, do you want the money, or should I just shove the quarters directly up your fat ass!? " [pays toll and drives off] Toll booth willie: "well, I already heard that one you fuckin unoriginal bastard! go suck a corn you fuckin piece of repeatin shit!" [another car approaches] F2: "hi." Toll booth willie: "oh, hi. how are ya? " F2: "fine, thank you. how much is the toll please? " Toll booth willie: "for you sweetheart, its a dollar twenty-five." F2: "here ya go." [pays toll] F2: "thank you." [begins to drive off] Toll booth willie: "hey! hey! honey! would you like a receipt with that? " F2: "oh, I almost forgot. thank you so much." [toll booth willie scribbling a receipt for her] Toll booth willie: "and here ya are." F2: "umm, do you think you could sign it? " Toll booth willie: "oh, uh.. sign it? " F2: "yeah, sign toll booth willie was here." Toll booth willie: "ok, sure. uhh, by the way, what is this for? " [signing receipt] F2: "just so I could have proof for my friends that I met the biggest fuckin dip shit with the smallest dick alive. you understand." [drives off] [crumples up paper] Toll booth willie: "fuck you, you fuckin upity bitch! Ill fuckin fuck you and all your lesbian fish-eating friends in front of your fuckin mothers! youre gonna die, bitch! Im comin o The booth!" [opens the door and runs out of the booth] [car screeches and hits him] Toll booth willie: "ooooh! my fuckin leg!" M6: "hey! you ran over toll booth willie!" M7: "oh my god! I was always wondering what it would be like to run over a Dried up stinky dick licker." Toll booth willie: "why you fuckin pricks. I fuckin hear every fuckin word yer saying! when this fuckin leg heals

Поделитесь с друзьями: