Текст, перевод и аккорды “Words Of Wisdom”
- (T)- Tom (M)- Mark (S)- Satan (T)- I’m gonna come back and I’m gonna start, I’m gonna start a therapeutic massage center only for for (M)- I’M GONNA START MY OWN NUDIST COLONY! (T)- That’d b gross, we tried that in our bus one time (M)- I tried to start a nudist colony one time on our bus and it wuz pretty much jus me hangin out naked…. They luv u Tom (T)- THEY LUV ME SO FUCK EVERYBODY ELSE!!! (M)- yea, fuck all u guys out there that r cheering we hate u Tom u sux dick burn in hell (T) yea fuck that, hey I say, I say fuck the hating Tom thing, that’s wut I say, r we ready Mark? (M)- Ya know wut it iz, ya know wut it iz… a lot of these people r now jus jumpin on the ‘we hate Tom band wagon’ I’ve been hatin Tom since like 1995 I’m old skool hatin Tom guy (T)- o shit… hey let’s all say sum dirty words EVERY1 SAY FUCK (fuck)… EVERY1 SAY SHIT (shit)… EVERY1 SAY DICK (dick)… every1 say Mark’s an asshole (Mark’s an asshole) (M)- every1 say, every1 say we hate Mark (we hate Mark) YEA! (T)- hey now let’s do this one every1 say FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK!! (fuck fuck shit fuck), That’s the kinda words u should b usin at home kids…. (M)- That’s right (T)- What do we do now? (M)- I want every1 to call me an asshole again (T)- Wuts up I like your hair, it very nice (M)-u like his hair o that’s kool he prolly appreciates that a lot (T)- no I wanted to say I liked his butt but I thought that wuz too forward, ya know (M)- Hey this next songs for all the ladies in the HEZOWS….It’s for all the ladies in the (T)- Hey Mark (M- in the HEOWAOWZOWWS!!… (T)- Hey Mark shut the fuck up (M)- it’s for all the ladies in the HEYOWZEOAOWS!! weeeee…..hey ya know wut hang on, I wanna make this like a big golf (T)- ::BURPS:: excuse me (M)- excuse Tom (T)- Sorry (M)- I wanna make this like a big golf tournament everyone shut up, everyone jus clap like it’s a golf tournament (crowd claps) (T)- That’s wut it sound like when I get done having sex…15,000 people cheerin me on, I COULD TAKE ALL OF U IN MY BED RIGHT FUCKIN NOW!!! But your not invited Mark… You have got giant boobs and I doubt your 18,do u have a note from your mom? I wanna meet your mom (M)- HEY PUT THOSE 13 YEAR OLD BOOBS AWAY! If I wanted to c 13 year old boobs I’d hang out by the junior high like my dad does (T)- hey ya know wut I learned in 5th grade? (M)- Wut, your dad has a bent wiener? (T)- My dad’s wiener wuz bigger than mine then and.. still iz… (M)- I want every1 here 2 scream, fuck u Tom we fuckin hate u your gonna burn in hell and die a horrible fiery death cuz we think you’re a stupid piece of shit (crowd repeats) (T)- I heard that (M)- Thanx (T)- Wanna give me your shirt? This smells like blood and ficeses… dinner time…hey wut does this say here… (M)- It smells like blood and ficeses so it’s your dad's shirt? (T)- Hey just like any other band we believe in a safe form of sex don’t we Mark? That we do, so Mark’s gonna tell you about how safe we are (M)- Lemme tell you about the safest form of sex it’s when u get super, drunk, drunk and u have sex with like 10 people totally unprotected and u do intervenes drugs at the same time… no that’s not true (T)- Not true u gotta carry a weapon…. How many of u guys have girlfriends and how many of your girlfriends have guy friends? I hope your not having sex (M)- And more importantly how many of your girlfriends have girlfriends? (T)- Cuz we believe in the luv that exists between two vaginas (M)- The most special luv of all iz the luv that exists between two naked women while I watch (T)- We need her to put her shirt back on (M)- Please (T)- It just took away my boner, my boner jus died, I had one and now it’s gone (M)- Please I saw your boobs and my wiener ran away…. Hey hey hey hang on every1 seriously I need your attention for a second please I think somebody lost a contact down here so, every1 look around a contact lens, somebody lost a contact lens, so could (T)- I lost my virginity (M)- Keep an eye out for it (T)- I lost a testicle, he wut if testicles were things you could lose on an everyday bases that’d sux, u only got 3… Hey I gotta go pee pee (M)- Wanna go pee and I’ll talk to the kids for a second (T)- Do u think you could talk for enough time? (M)- No uh-uh (T)- Why don’t you gather your thoughts… (M)- Why don’t you wet your pants and we’ll call it even (T)- Should I jus piss in my pants right here? If u guys alllll each pitch in a dollar each I’ll piss my pants right here and now, that should make me about 200 dollars maybe (M)- I’ll give u 300 dollars right now to piss your pants right now (T)- I’ll give you 400 bucks to eat my shit (M)- SOLD!!! (T)- SOLD!!!…. apparently there’s a kid that’s hurt right now, I think they’re helping him out right now, looks like there right there (M)- Make a hole people, make a hole (T)- All you people over there make way for the hurt kid, and bring me their wallet (M)- I wish now, ya know lemme tell u guys sumthing…
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