Teddy Picker — Arctic Monkeys

Despair to the point till they provoke The punchline before they have told the joke The sheer desperation to be scene/seen Staring at the television screen

Despair to the point where they provoke You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke Sorry sunshine it doesn't exist It wasn't in the top 100 list

And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder, Don't be surprised when you get bent over, He told ya, that you were gagging for it

She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means Another variation on a theme A tangle on the television and the magazine D'you reckon that they do it for a joke? D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oath? That says "we are defenders Of any poseur or professional pretender around"

When did your list replace the twist and turn? Ah the fist, replaced the kissed-on concern And if you're bothered, I don't want your prayers Save it for the morning after

And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder, Don't be surprised when you get bent over, He told ya, that you were gagging for it

Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker Not quick enough can I have it quicker? Already thick and you're getting thicker Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker Not quick enough can I have it quicker? Already thick and you're getting thicker

Asuming that all things are equal, Who'd want to be men of the people When there's people like you?