Little Billy — The Who

Little Billy was the fattest kid in his class Always the last in line All the other little kids would laugh at him Said he'd die before his time

Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Little Billy didn't mind

Most of the kids smoked cigarettes Just to prove that they were cool The teacher didn't know about the children's games And Billy always followed the rules

Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Little Billy didn't mind

Billy was big on the outside But there's an even bigger man inside Ten million cigarettes burning every day And Billy's still doing fine

Now Billy and his classmates are middle-aged With children of their own Their smoking games are reality now And cancer's seed is sown

Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Little Billy's didn't mind

Most of them smoke maybe forty a day A habit Billy doesn't share One by one they're passing away Leaving orphans to Billy's care

Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Little Billy doesn't mind

Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Little Billy's doing fine