Plastic Jesus — Billy Idol

I don't care if it Rains or freezes As long as I've got my Plastic Jesus Ridin' on the dashboard Of my car

Through my trials And tribulations And my travels Through the nation With my plastic Jesus I'll go far

Ridin' down the thoroughfare With a nose up in the air A wreck may be ahead But he don't mind

Trouble comin' He don't see He just keeps his eye on me And any other thing that lies behind

With my plastic Jesus Goodbye and I'll go far I said with my plastic Jesus Sitting on the dashboard of my car

When I'm in a traffic jam He don't care if I say damn I can let all my curses roll

'Cos Jesus' plastic doesn't hear 'Cos he has a plastic ear The man who invented plastic Saved my soul

With my plastic Jesus Goodbye and I'll go far I said with my plastic Jesus Sitting on the dashboard of my car

An if I weave around at night Policemen think I'm very tight They never find my bottle Though they ask

'Cos plastic Jesus shelters me For his head comes off you see He's hollow and I use him like a flask

Woa Woa Woa

Save me

I don't care if it's dark or scary Long as I got magnetic Mary Ridin' on the dashboard of my car

I feel that I'm protected amply I've got the love of the whole damn family Ridin' on the dashboard of my car

With my plastic Jesus I said goodbye And I'll go far

And I said with my plastic Jesus I said sittin' on the dashboard of my car

When I'm goin' fornicatin' I've got my ceramic Satan Sittin' on the dashboard of my car Women know I'm on the level Thanks to the wide-eyed stoneware devil Sneerin' from the dashboard of my car