the ballad of simon diamond — The Coral

Simon Diamond sold his soul Changed his name by deed poll Started out as Simon Russell Lived his life inside a nutshell

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He couldn't take the public scorn Changed from human to plant form Now he swapped his legs for roots His arms and soil are in cahoots

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What will become of Simon Diamond Water himself Can't change the climat What will become of Simon Diamond Water himself Can't change the climat

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That'll do (That'll do) (16x) Oooh Oooh