We Like Sportz — The Lonely Island

Intro

{*phone rings*} Hello? Hi, do you want to go to a party with me? No - the game's on Oh, I almost forgot, I'll be right there

Chorus: The Lonely Island

We like sports and we don't care who knows From shooting hoops, to the Super Bowl We like sports and we don't care who knows Football football football, tennis hockey golf

The Lonely Island

The game is starting everyone is here I got my snacks, my friends, and a beer Just two normal guyz hanging out having fun (Right guy number two?) Yeah guy number one E to the S to the P to the N Is all I watch cause I'm the man If my team loses I'll be mean all night If you tell me to relax we'll get in a fight Watching sports with girls is a pain They don't know the rules, there's no time to explain Single, double, triple, homerun For the celebration I'll shoot my gun I like my friend, he's a real guy's guy He's not a loudmouth like that cunthole Steve

Chorus: The Lonely Island

We like sports and we don't care who knows From Wimbledon to the Astrodome We like sports and we don't care who knows Football football football, tennis hockey golf

Interlude

Now when I say SPORTS, you say NUTS Sports, nuts, sports, nuts When I say CHEATING, you say SUCKS Cheating, sucks, cheating, sucks

The Lonely Island

I drink whiskey cause I like the taste You think it's bitter but I think it's great I also drink whiskey and we smoke cigars Don't believe me? Smell our cars We're real men, and we like sporta If you say we're not then we'll see you in court I'm team captain and I choose you I'm the other team captain and I choose you too We steal the ball and we're off to the races Then scare the other team with our mad dog faces Like WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT, WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT, WHAT

Chorus

We like sports and we don't care who knows From the pre-game jokes to the wrap-up show We like sports and we don't care who knows Football football football, tennis hockey golf

Outro

Throw me the baseball Now toss me the pigskin Now feed me the rock Now give ME the rock