Million Dollar Bash — The Band

Capo 4th fret (sounding key E major) G6 (320000) is a suggestion for the last G in the chorus. It could be that he's playing 320010, i.e. a mix between G and C. Some of the F's seem to be played Fmaj7 Well, that big dumb blonde With her wheel of gorge And Turtle, that friend of theirs With his checks all forged And his cheeks in a chunk With his cheese in the cash They're all gonna be there At that million dollar bash Ooh, baby, ooh-ee Ooh, baby, ooh-ee It's that million dollar bash

Ev'rybody from right now To over there and back The louder they come The bigger they crack Come now, sweet cream Don't forget to flash We're all gonna meet At that million dollar bash Ooh, baby, ooh-ee Ooh, baby, ooh-ee It's that million dollar bash

Well, I took my counselor Out to the barn Silly Nelly was there She told him to yarn along came Jones Emptied the trash Ev'rybody went down To that million dollar bash Ooh, baby, ooh-ee Ooh, baby, ooh-ee It's that million dollar bash

Well, I'm hittin' it too hard My stones won't take I get up in the mornin' But it's too early to wake First it's hello, goodbye Then push and then crash But we're all gonna make it At that million dollar bash Ooh, baby, ooh-ee Ooh, baby, ooh-ee It's that million dollar bash

Well, I looked at my watch I looked at my wrist I punched myself in the face With my fist I took my potatoes Down to be mashed Then I made it on over To that million dollar bash Ooh, baby, ooh-ee Ooh, baby, ooh-ee It's that million dollar bash