In These Shoes — Bette Midler

I once met a man with a sense of adventure

He was dressed to trill

Wherever he went he said

"lets make love on a mountain top

Under the stars, on a big hard rock"

I said, "in these shoes? what is this, the peace corps? "

I said, "honey, lets do it here"

So were sitting at a bar in guadalajara

In walks a guy with a faraway look in his eyes

He says, "i got a powerful horse outside

Climb on the back, Ill take you for a ride

I know a little place

We can get there fore the break of day"

I said "in these shoes?

No way jose"

I said "honey, lets stay right here

No le guta caminar

No puede montar a caballo

Como se puede bailar

Es un escandalo

Then I met an englishman

"oh," he said, "are you american? "

"wont you walk up and down on my spine

It makes me feel strangely alive"

I said, "in these shoes?

Oh, I doubt youd survive"

I said, "honey, lets do it"

No le gusta caminar

No puede montar a caballo

Como se puede bailar

Es un escandalo