Mike On The Mic — Beastie Boys

Heres another one for yall to peep

Its called m-i-k-e on the m-i-c.

I met this girl last night with a peculiar cackle

I laid the bait and then she took the tackle

Had too much to drink at the red lobster

Now the room is spinning around like the blades of a helicopter

I never met a girl that was too finicky

If the press has their way then theyre going to finish me

You might know this but youve never been this see

If I ate spinach then Id be called spinach d

I shed light like cats shed fur

Ride around town like raymond burr

Im so high that they call me your highness

If you dont know me then pardon my shyness

I live in the village wherever I go I walk to

I keep my friends around so I have someone to talk to

I play my music loud because you know its got clout to it

Its a trip its got a funky beat and I can bug out to it