Syndicated Inc. — Weird Al Yankovic

My whole family Loves Three's Company See the reruns constantly There on my TV Syndicated Incorporated

Well, I know what's on the tube I know just what to see Got my TV Guide with me

MASH and All in the Family The Munsters and Mayberry R. F. D. I will always be busy Watching my TV

Oprah Winfrey talks to me Every day at three Then soon it'll be Wheel and Jeopardy

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Well, I'm in such ecstasy When I'm watchin' TV I'm a boob tube devotee

Think I'm losin' my sanity I'm addicted to Regis and Kathie Lee Forever I will always be Glued to my TV

Love The Partridge Family And Dynasty And Laverne and Shirley And Hard Copy

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