The White Stuff — Weird Al Yankovic

The white stuff. The white stuff.

The first one was a sweet one Second one was a blast Soon I finished off the bag, ate 'em up real fast You can see 'em in my teeth Tell it when I talk Had so many my pancreas just went into shock

I love the white stuff baby In the middle of an Oreo I love the white stuff baby It's the most delicious thing I know

I've had a zillion or two In my life, they're so right My teeth are all rotted clear thruough But who cares? Whaat else am I supposed to do?

I love the white stuff baby In the middle of an Oreo I love the white stuff baby It's the most delicious thing I know

Oh oh oh oh oh, oh Oreo Oh oh oh oh oh, the white stuff Oh oh oh oh oh, oh Oreo What's in the middle? The white stuff

The first time that I tried it Got a big sugar buzz Nothing gets me high as that sandwich cookie does But I love the filling most I rub it on my roast Mix it in with my coffee and spread it on my toast

I love the white stuff baby In the middle of an Oreo I love the white stuff baby It's the most delicious thing I know

Might get a pimple or two Well, so what? It's all right Now Twinkies and Ding Dongs won't do All I need...You know what it is

Oh oh oh oh oh, oh Oreo Oh oh oh oh oh, the white stuff Oh oh oh oh oh, oh Oreo What's in the middle? The white stuff