Slime Creatures From Outer Space — Weird Al Yankovic
Things just haven't been the same, Since the flying saucer came. Now the aliens are on the loose. Well, we tried to hold 'em back, Tried to ward off their attack, But our atom bombs were just no use. They were ugly, they were mean, Biggest heads I ever seen. They made everybody scream and shout. First they leveled Tokyo, Then New York was next to go. Boy, I really wish they'd cut it out!
They wasted everybody on my block. There goes the neighborhood. They'll zap you with their death-ray eyes, And blow you up real good. Run for your lives! They're not very nice to the human race.
There's more comin' every day, And they just won't go away. Now they're reproducing in the sewers. They got slimy lizard skin, And an evil-lookin' grin, And they sure could use some manicures.
They got hands all covered with fungus. They got eyes like some kinda bug. I sure hope they don't come in here, I just shampooed the rug. Run for your lives! They're really makin' a mess of this place.
They'll rip your head off just for fun. They'll paralyze your mind. They're wearin' out their welcome. I don't think I like their kind. They'll suck your brain out through a straw. You just can't trust those guys. So hide the children, lock the doors, And always watch the skies. Look out! Here come the...
They're an intergalactic disgrace. I wish they'd just get outta my face. They're makin' a big, fat mess of this place.
Where did they come from? What do they want from us? Who do they think they are? Why don't they leave me alone? They're really getting on my nerves. Who ya gonna call? (Slime Creatures!)