DMV — Primus

I've been to hell. i spell it...i spell it dmv Anyone that's been there knows precisely what i mean Stood there and i've waited and choked back the urge to scream And if i had my druthers i'd screw a chimpanzee-call it pointless

When i need relief i spell it thc Perhpas you may know vaguely what i mean I sit back and smoke away huge chunks of memory As i slowly inflict upon myself a full lobotomy-call it pointless

Barbecues, tea kettles, gobs of axle grease There comes a time for every man to sail the seas of cheese Now, life's a bowl of bagel dogs, but there are unpleasantries Cold toilet seats, dentist chairs and trips to dmv-call it pointless

I've been to hell. i spell it...i spell it dmv Anyone that's been there knows precisely what i mean I've stood in line and waited near an hour and fifteen And if i had my druthers i'd screw that chimpanzee-call it pointless