Philly Cheese Steak (Skit) — Eve

Guy

Gotta a girl that I think I'm gon love forever and forever we'll be together together

Guy 2

Who that my nigga U rax?

Guy

No motherfuckin doubt. Who that my man Fuquan top of fifth?

Guy 2

What up baby?

Guy

Ain't nothin baby holdin it down out here blazin some of this Glenwood. I'm hungrier than a hostage dawg. I'm on my way to the store. Come with me real quick. Hey hey hey hey yo!

Foreign Guy

What? All my money grippers.

Guy

Yeah it's me baby. What's goin on Ackman? You got any good cheese steaks?

Foreign Guy

Ackman? My brother Ackman. My name is Raul.

Guy

Oh my fault Raul. What's up baby?

Foreign Guy

No prob, let's go.

Guy

Let me get a two Philly cheese steaks salt pepper ketchup mayonnaise fried onions...

Foreign Guy

Hold up man. What type of motherfuckin shit? What the fuck you orderin some shit?

Guy

That's a Philly cheese steak man.

Foreign Guy

I don't know that part. You put garlic mayonnaise bell pepper.

Guy

Huh?

Foreign Guy

And lettuce on a cheese steak.

Guy

No no you totally off now. Listen you don't know shit about Philly dawg.

Foreign Guy

Listen no keep keep...

Guy

You don't know shit about 28th and Jefferson

Guy 2

Philly steaks man.

Foreign Guy

I know that part my cousin stay that part.

[Guy}: 21st and Siegal.

Foreign Guy

My uncle build buildings there.

Guy

10th and Pappal.

Foreign Guy

My stocks in the building there too.

Guy

Lehigh Avenue.

Foreign Guy

I wear Levi's. You know I wear the Levi's.

Guy

I said Lehigh Avenue.

Foreign Guy

You can't tell me where I am from. I'm from Philly.

Guy

You're not from Philly.

Foreign Guy

Philly. And the Philly top of the line. No you get the fuck out and go find the AK

Guy

Oh there you go with that AK shit again. Alright listen baby. I'm a holla back at ya. Now what I'm sayin.

Foreign Guy

Okay motherfucker. Money fret grip tight jeans.

Guy 2

This guy's not from Philly man.

Foreign Guy

I'm from Philly.

Guy

No Philly where we from.

Foreign Guy

No Philly is where I am from.

Guy

Remember that.

Guy 2

Remember that nigga. Fuck you and that cheese steak man.