My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama — Frank Zappa

You know your mama and your daddy

Sayin Im no good for you

They call me dirty from the alley

Til I dont know what to do

I get so tired of sneakin around

Just to get to your back door

I crawled past the garbage

And your mama jumps out screamin

Dont come back no more!

I cant take it

My guitar wants to kill your mama

My guitar wants to kill your mama

My guitar wants to burn your dad

I get real mean when it makes me mad

Later I tried to call you

Your mama told me you werent there

(you just werent there)

She told me dont bother to call again

Unless I cut off all my hair

I get so tired of sneakin around

Just to get to your back door

I crawled past the garbage

And your mama jumped out screamin

Dont come back no more!

I cant take it

My guitar wants to kill your mama

My guitar wants to kill your mama

My guitar wants to burn your dad

I get real mean when it makes me mad

(repeat last three verses)