In France — Frank Zappa

In France

We're playin' in a test It's payin' the rent If you pooch a civilian, It's a mayor event In France Way down in France Way on down Way on down In France

The girls is all salty The boys is all sweet The food ain't too shabby, An' they piss in the street In France Way down in France Way on down Way on down In France

They got diseases Like you never seen Got a mystery blow-job Turn your penis green In France Way down in France Way on down Way on down In France

They got some coffee, Eatin' right through the cup, An' when they go ka-ka They make you stand up In France Way down in France Way on down Way on down In France

If you're not careful, It'll stick to your cheeks You'll smell like a native For a couple of weeks In France Way down in France Way on down Way on down In France

We cannot wait Till we go back It gets so exciting When the poodles 'react' In France Way down in France Way on down Way on down In France

Never try to get yo' penis sucked In France