Stevie's Spanking — Frank Zappa

Frank Zappa (lead guitar) Ray White (guitar, vocals) Steve Vai (guitar) Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals) Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals) Ed Mann (percussion) Scott Thunes (bass) Chad Wackerman (drums)

His name is Stevie Vai And he's a crazy guy Last November, I recall, He needed a spanking

He decided then A female specimen Would be excitin' for a night To give him a spanking

Laurel was her name She came to Notre Dame He told me just the other day He oughta be thanking Her for the spanking

She was large and soft And she beat him off Made him drool upon his dork And gave him a wanking After the spanking

Hair brush! Oh! What a hair brush! (Its not that he requires grooming! Guys with light blue hair never do!)

Then she did explain: There's another game That we can play with this device, And then a banana!

It was slightly green Vapors in between Rising up to fill the room And cook the banana

She said it was dry Stevie won't you try To drool a little drool on it And grease the banana

Later in the dawn Laurel carried on She got right up and dressed herself and Ate the banana