Stevens Last Night In Town — Ben Folds Five
Everyone gather round now sing us a song just in case by tomorrow it happens he's gone For two weeks and seven days our fair foreign friend I have this feeling we might never see Steven again
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We thought he was gone But he's come back again Last week it was funny but now the joke's wearing thin everyone knows now that every night now will be Steven's last night in town
He's charmed [live:fucked] everyone here Except Tamara Easter who later revealed to him her innermost secrets Won us over with stories about Linda McCartney Lost points with the ladies for saying he couldn't love a woman with cellulite
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[on Demo: I'm wondering how your decorations are standing up. In fact, the lawn's looking a little shabby, but we can discuss that later. How's the chimney stack doing? And the door arches, they're OK?] We were talking 'bout something Seems like was funny then Steven got quiet I think Steven was mad [live: pissed] Maybe he wasn't mad But we felt very strange in the moment But the moment was passed and forgotten about