Easy Cheese — Mad Caddies

if i had a dollar for every time she was mad i'd buy california invite my friends and i'd make it my pad

if i had a peso for every time she said: wake up you lazy pile and get our ass up out of my bed i'd buy a private plane and fly around the world eat at all the best restaurants and hang out with hot girls

but i know i'm stuck with you and there's nothing i can do so i'll take your hand and say stay with me stay with me please stay with me girl i know you wanna slap my face but please stay with me girl girl i know its all my fault and i'm just a dirt bag i hope you can forgive and forget so we can so shag cause i know i'm stuck with you and there's nothing i can do so i'll take your hand and say stay with me stay with me please stay with me girl i know you wanna kick my ass but please stay with me girl

stay with me stay with me please stay with me girl you're the one with the pretty face so please stay with me girl