Minnie the Moocher — Band From TV

This is the story of minnie the moocher She was red hot hoochie-koocher She was the roughest, toughest frail But minnie had a heart as biiiig as wha-a-le

(This is the story of minnie the moocher) Hey-heey (She has been described by some as a 'low-down, red hot hoochie-koocher') (With the latest update now let's go live)

Minnie messed around with a bloke Smoky She loved him tough he was cokey He took her down to chinatown And he showed her how to kick the gong around

Hidey-hi hidey-ho Told you before that I love you so Hidey-hi hidey-ho Told you before that I love you so

She had a dream about the King of Sweden He gave her things that she was needin' He gave her a home built of gold and steel A diamond car with platinum wheels

Hidey-hi hidey-ho Told you before that I love you so Hidey-hi hidey-ho Told you before that I love you so

He gave his townhouse and racing horses Each meal she ate was a dozen courses Had a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes She sat around and counted them a million times

Hidey-hi hidey-ho Told you before that I love you so Hidee-hi hidee-ho Told you before that I love you soooo

Hidey-hidey-hi! (hidey-hidey-hi!) Hodey-hodey-hoo! (Hodey-hodey-hoo!) Heydee-heydee-hey! (Heydee-heydee-hey!) Hidey-hidey-hi! (Hidey-hidey-hi!)

WhoooaaaaaAh! (WhoooaaaaaAh!) Yeah yeah yeah! (Yeah yeah yeah!) Hii-hii-hii! (Hii-hii-hii!) Hidey-hidey-hi! (Hidey-hidey-hi!)

(With the latest update now let's go live We have turned to witnesses who have asked to remain anonymous But they tell us she was the 'roughest, toughest frail' but they also say the minnie had a heart as big as, now get this, as big as a whale)

(well of course I do baby)

Hidey-hi hidey-ho (Hidey-hi hidey-ho) told you before that I love you so (Told you before that I love you so) Hidey-hi hidey-ho (Hidey-hi hidey-ho) Told you before that I love you so (Told you before that I love you so)

(The story now takes an international turn, we're told she had a dream about his royal highness, the King of Sweden.) (this young woman apparantly....)