There's Always Someone Cooler Than You — Ben Folds

Smile Like you've got nothing to prove No matter what you might do There's always someone out there cooler than you

I know that's hard to believe But there are people you meet They're into something that is too big to be

Expressed Through their clothes And they'll put up with all the poses you'll throw And you won't

Even know that they're not sizing you up They know your mom fucked you up Or maybe let you watch too much TV

But they'll still look in your eyes To find the human inside You know there's always something in there to see

Beneath The veneer Not everybody made the list this year Have a beer

Make me feel tiny if it makes you feel tall But there's always someone cooler than you

Yeah, you're the shit but you won't be here for long Oh, there's always someone cooler than you Yeah, there's always someone cooler than you

Now that I've got the disease In a way I'm relieved 'Cause I don't have to stress about it like you do

I might just get up and dance Or buy some acid-wash pants When you don't care then you got nothing to loose

And I won't Hesitate 'Cause every moment life is slipping away It's ok

Make me feel tiny if it makes you feel tall But there's always someone cooler than you

Yeah, you're the shit but you won't be it for long Oh, there's always someone cooler than you Yeah, there's always someone cooler than you Oh, there's always someone cooler than...

Life is wonderful Life is beautiful We're all children of One big universe So you don't have to be a chump

And you know (you know) That I won't (I won't) Hesitate (hesitate) 'Cause every moment life is slipping away (away) It's ok (it's ok)

Make me feel tiny if it makes you feel tall Oh, 'cause there's always someone cooler than you

Yeah, you're the shit but you won't be it for long But there's always someone cooler than you Oh yeah, there's always someone cooler than you Because there's always someone cooler than you

Cooler than you (boy) Cooler than you (girl) Cooler than you (sir) Cooler than you (my lady)

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