I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog — Anal Cunt

YOU'RE DOG WAS YOUR ONLY FRIEND YOU DEPEND YOUR LIFE SAVING FIXING IT'S BROKEN LEG YOU LOVED IT MORE THAN YOU'RE PARENTS LOVED YOU AND THEN I RAN IT OVER

YOUR DOG WAS DUMB, AND NOW IT'S DEAD MY TIRE-TRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON IT'S HEAD MY TIRE-TRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON IT'S HEAD

I DRAGGED IT 50 YARDS DOWN THE STREET AND YOU RAN AFTER ME IN TEARS I ALMOST CRASHED BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD THEN I TURNED AROUND, AND TRIED TO HIT YOU

YOUR DOG WAS DUMB, AND NOW IT'S DEAD MY TIRE-TRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON IT'S HEAD MY TIRE-TRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON IT'S HEAD