Halley's Waitress — Fountains Of Wayne

Halley's waitress never comes around She's hiding in the kitchen She's nowhere to be found I just want some coffee Is that too much to ask? Halley's waitress is not up to the task

And when she finally appears It's like she's been away for years

It's been so long So long Darling don't you know We miss you when you're gone So long So long Darling don't you know We miss you when you're gone Ahhh

Halley's waitress Has vanished once again She's talking to her agent She's calling all her friends Forget about the coffee I'll just take a check Halley's waitress You know you'll get yours yet

It's been so long So long Darling don't you know We miss you when you're gone So long So long Darling don't you know We miss you when you're gone Ahhh