Luckiest Loser — Bowling For Soup

Verse 1

Man your really one heck of a guy Best friend since junior high You showed me Playboy for the very first time That was rad We saw Bon Jovi we sat in the front row I pierced your ear right before the show We stole your brother's beer and he didn't know

1St Chorus

Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun Did you fall in love or did You just want to get some That girl is crazy she's a lo-co-motion I know you know she used to be my girl You'd better run for cover Cause she's tickin like a time bomb And did i mention that youbothsuck.com Now your stuck with her Like Mellencamp is stuck with cougar. I guess that makes me the LUCKIEST LOSER

Verse 2

I met her at a kegger past out in the yard Gettin in her pants wasn't really that hard 6 months later she crashed my car That was rad She's got a glow from her spray on tan Marilyn manson is her favorite band I really think she might worship Satan, not a band

2Nd Chorus

Your new boyfriend is a son of a gun Did you fall in love or did You just want to get some That girl is crazy she's a lo-co-motion I know you know she used to be my girl You should run for cover Cause she's tickin like a time bomb And did i mention that youbothsuck.com Now she's stuck with you Like a frat guy with a bad tattoo Like celebrity golf with Alice Cooper Guess that makes me the LUCKIEST LOSER

Bridge

Mel Gibson, Danny Glover you deserve each other I'll leave the weapon when you take her home to Meet your mother She was a superstar, back seat of my car Those days are over, now the night goes on yeah

3Rd Chorus

Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun Did you fall in love Or did you just want to get some That girl is crazy she's a lo-co-motion I know you know she used to be my girl You'd better run for cover Cause she's tickin like a time bomb And did i mention that youbothsuck.com Now your stuck wit her Like Mellencamp is stuck with cougar. Like number two on a pooper scooper I guess that makes me te LUCKIEST LOSER