Hey Western Union Man

Oh, Western Union man Send a telegram to my baby Send a telegram, send a telegram, oh Send a telegram to my baby This is all I want you to say.

(I want you to) Tell him that I'm all alone I tried to call him on the phone Tell him I'm in misery Think he's avoiding me If a telegram won't do Send a box of candy too Maybe some flowers Tell him that I miss him for hours and hours Send a telegram, send a telegram, oh Send a telegram, oh, to my baby Do you hear what I say?

Oh, Western Union man, send a telegram Oh, send a telegram to my baby Western Union man, send a telegram Send a telegram, send a telegram, oh Send a telegram, man, to my baby This is what I want you to do.

Listen, tell'im Have you got a boy you can send This is what I want him to do Put him on his bike right away See if he can get a message through Maybe tomorrow, mail it right away Want the boy to know that I miss him Something like yesterday Send a telegram, send a telegram, oh Send a telegram, man, send a telegram to my baby.

Western Union man, send a telegram Send a telegram to my baby Western Union man, send a telegram, oh Send a telegram, send a telegram, send it Send a telegram, oh, to my baby Do you hear what I say?

Hey Western Union man, send a telegram, oh Send a telegram to my baby Western Union man, send a telegram Send it, man, send it to my baby (send it, send it) To my baby, send it right away.

Western Union man, send a telegram Oh, send a telegram to my baby Western Union man, hey, send a telegram.