P Is The Best Letter — Psychostick

P is the best letter In the whole alphabet

Because it starts the name of the greatest band ever.

The greatest band ever happens to be the one you are listening to.

We're the greatest band ever.

GOD WE FUCKING RULE!

We should have, like, twelve solid gold tour buses!

Each with a WARP DRIVE so we could tour the universe!

And yachts made out of the bones of an endangered species!

Oh, we should have our band name CARVED into the moon, so that fans could always see our band name!

And we should have guard dogs made out of diamonds, and they could protect our ruby-encrusted palaces!

Yeah... THAT!

R is the second best letter of those mentioned Because it starts the name of The best singer ever.

The greatest singer ever happens to be the one you are now lis-ning to

I'm you favorite singer ever!

GOD I FUCKING RULE!

You see, I'm not just an average guy, I'm the singer from Psychostick!

I shouldn't just have one chick, I should have a whole harem, and I shouldn't just have one harem, I should have two, in every state!

And each chick should be able to fly to Starbucks to get my mocha frappuccino, and my chicks have Wi-Fi preinstalled!

Really fast Wi-Fi!

J is a better letter than the ones that you've heard because it starts the names of the guys playing stringed instruments

We are the ones that destroy your faces off because we break it down

FEEL IT.

Just kidding!

P-S-Y-C-H-O-S-T-I-C-K P-S-Y-C-H-O-S-T-I-C-K

That's how you spell our name get it fucking right or we'll burn down your club!