Boll Weevil — Presidents Of The United States Of America

Let me tell you bout a friend of mine His name is boll weevil, check him out

Spends all day on his big butt And he don't ever, ever get outside I come to visit, I bring some sunshine And I just spread it all over the fire He's stuck on his big couch Stuck in his big show He looks at the TV and he's all right I come from the drug lord The local drug store (Bug is supplied) and he's never uptight

And I wonder: 'Boll Weevil, why don't you get out of your home?'

Said, 'I'm comfortable here' Don't wanna move, don't wanna leave I said, 'Boll Weevil, get right out of your home.'

Goodbye, I gotta stay I will some other day Bye Bye, gotta go to sleep And let the tube shine Let the tube shine Let the tube shine Let the tube shine

Now, I would tell you bout boll weevil But that bug is just too scary He's sittin' there all alone I try to coach him out, but he would not (try surprise) But he would not move a muscle when I tried

Make him see that the sun is shinin' outside Make him see that the sun is shinin' outside Make him see that the sun is shinin' outside Make him see that the sun is shinin' outside Make him see that the sun is shinin' outside

Boll Weevil, get right out of your home Boll Weevil, get right out of your home Boll Weevil, get right out of your home Boll Weevil, get right out of your home

Now, I would tell you bout boll weevil But that bug is just too scary He's sittin' there all alone I try to coach him out, but he would not (drop his pies) But he would not move a muscle when I tried

Make him see that the sun is shinin' outside Make him see that the sun is shinin' out Make him see the sun is shinin' outside Make him see the sun is shinin' outside Make him see the sun is shinin' outside Make him see the sun is shinin' outside Make him see the sun is shinin' outside Make him see the sun is shinin' outside Make him see the sun is shinin' outside Make him see the sun is shinin' outside Make him see the sun is shinin' outside

Come on little buggy, he's a little bug!