Chick Habit — April March

Hang up the chick habit Hang it up, daddy, Or you'll be alone in a quick Hang up the chick habit Hang it up, daddy, Or you'll never get another fix

I'm telling you it's not a trick Pay attention, don't be thick Or you're liable to get licked

You're gonna see the reason why When they're spitting in your eye They'll be spitting in your eye

Hang up the chick habit Hang it up, daddy, A girl's not a tonic or a pill Hang up the chick habit Hang it up, daddy, You're just jonesing for a spill

Oh, how your bubble's gonna burst When you meet another nurse She'll be driving in a hearse

You're gonna need a heap of glue When they all catch up with you And they cut you up in two

Now your ears are ringing The birds have stopped their singing Everything is turning grey

No candy in your till No cutie left to thrill You're alone on a tuesday

Hang up the chick habit Hang it up, daddy, Or you'll be alone in a quick Hang up the chick habit Hang it up, daddy, Or you'll never get another fix

I'm telling you it's not a trick Pay attention, don't be thick Or you're liable to get licked

You're gonna see the reason why When they're spitting in your eye They'll be spitting in your eye