I Eat Heavy Metal — Pete Townshend

IRON MAN I eat heavy metal Gargle premium gas I drink heavy water Nitro-demitasse

I eat heavy metal I chew up limousines I munch barbed wire In my submarines

I like stainless razor Sharpen appetite I can swallow laser If I'm eating light

I like anchor sandwich Served on aluminum side I like rusty fences Locomotive pie

I eat heavy metal I don't truck with tinsel I drink heavy water I eat turbo schnitzel

I eat big transformers I like stoves and cans Tasty rolled-steel-girders I chomp copper pans

HOGARTH He eats heavy metal

IRON MAN I'm gonna say it one more time I eat heavy metal I gargle premium gas I drink heavy water Nitro-demitasse That's all I drink people!

WOODLAND CREATURES He eats heavy metal

IRON MAN I chase it with nitro-demitasse Har har har har . . .