The Most Offensive Song Ever — South Park
Howdy Ho! The Virgin Mary was sleeping When Angel Gabriel appeared.. He said, 'you are to be the virgin mother' And Mary thought that was weird.. [But she said, 'I'm not a virgin I sucked a guy last year'] But then Gabriel said to Mary, 'My child, have no fear'
For You Can Suck All The Dick You Want
And still be a Virgin, Mary..
You Can Suck All The Dick You Want
And still not be considered flawed.. [cos I know you'd like to play And suck right through the day] But you're still still a virgin In the eyes of god!
There was no room at the Inn When Mary and Joseph did arrive They were so very tired, you see
And They Had To Have A Rest For The Night
She said she had no money
And She Had No Place To Sleep
Gabriel appeared to mary And told her not to weep
For You Can Suck All The Dick You Want
And still be a Virgin, Mary..
You Can Suck All The Dick You Want
And still be the mother of Christ.. If there's no room at the inn then it's not considered a sin
To Suck A Dick To Get A Place To Sleep!
That's right..
And three wisemen did appear Bearing gifts of myrrh and such.. They said that they had followed a star And missed a woman's touch.. [she said, this is a tragedy I can't take them all to bed] But again Gabriel appeared to her And this is what he said..
You Can Suck All The Dick You Want
And still be a Virgin, Mary..
You Can Suck All The Dick You Want Of..
Everyone in the nation [Fellation aint no sin So have a dildo three miles in] And you'll still be a virgin
To Everyone Gone Down On Christmas!
You Can Suck All The Dick You Want
And still be a Virgin, Mary..
You Can Take If From The Three Wise Men
And even the little drummer boy.. Folks will remember your name quick
For Sucking The Most Of The Dick!
For Sucking Dick..
Brings peace, and love, and joy.
For Sucking Dick..
Brings peace, and love, and joy.