No Show Jones — George Jones

I didn't know that at all, son. Uh-Huh. (You got it Possum.)

Everyone knows Hank's been in prison. (We didn't know that.) Dolly's got two big reasons that she's well known. (Look out.)

They call me No Show Jones. (They call him No Show Jones) I'm seldom never on The stage singin' my songs My whereabouts are unknown. (They call him No Show Jones) They call me No Show Jones.

(Loretta is a coal miner's daughter.) Ah, She's mighty pretty, son. (Johnny wears black and stands on it all.) Uh-Huh. (You got it)

Now I didn't know that at all.

Tammy had some kinda excuse She divorced George Jones!

They call me No Show Jones. (They call him No Show Jones) I'm seldom never on The stage singin' my songs My whereabouts are unknown. (They call him No Show Jones) They call me No Show Jones.

They call me No Show Jones. (They call him No Show Jones) I'm seldom never on (Uh, On what?) The stage singin' my songs My whereabouts are unknown. (They call him No Show Jones) They call me No Show Jones.