Mother Of Pearl — Nellie McKay

Feminists don't have a sense of humor Feminists just want to be alone (boo-hoo) Feminists spread vicious lies and rumor They have a tumor on their funny bone

They say child molestation isn't funny Rape and degradation's just a crime (lighten up, ladies) Rampant prostitution, sex for money (what's wrong with that) Can't these chicks do anything but whine

Dance break Woo-hoo (Take it off)

They say cheap objectification isn't witty, it's hot Equal work and wages worth the fight (sing us a new one) On demand abortion, every city (okay, but no gun control) Won't these women ever get a life

Feminists don't have a sense of humor (poor Hilary) Feminists and vegetarians Feminists spread vicious lies and rumor They're far too sensitive to ever be a ham That's why these feminists just need to find a man

I'm Dennis Kucinich, and I approve this message