The Rod — The Vandals

geall you people gather 'round and get together no more sitting on your booty party people it's your duty you know what i mean tell your body what to do it's up to you

now let your tight pants do a new dance to the rog roger thomas is upon us don't you fight it do the rog

can't you see it's so easy it's now or never, get together lay it on me, lay it down, slap me five and gather 'round the party is gettin' started let's act retarded, no one is carded

now shake your onion like a grunion tryin' to spawn grab your girl unless she's shril hit the dance floor do the rog

rock the rog across the nation a bicentennial celebration tell two friends and they'll tell two and they'll two and so on and so on it's easy to do tell your body what to do it's up to you