You Had Too Much To Drink — EPMD: текст песни

P

E

P

E

P

E

P

B

P

E

P

E

P

B

P

B

P

B

P

E

P

E

P

E

P

E

P

E

P

E

P

E

P

E

P

E

P

E

P

E

P

E

P

E

Frank B

You know what baby? You startin to look good You startin to look REAL good You startin to remind me of that superstar - Paula Abdul

P

E

P

E

Frank B

Nah guys, y'know? I can drive myself home man That ain't gonna be no problem I drive better when I feel nice (P: Are you sure man?) Are you kidding me man? That stuff in there, that stuff in there taste like fruit punch I could drink that all night

E

P

E

P

E

P

E

P

E

Chorus: repeat 4X

P

E

* police siren sound *

Frank B, Parrish Smith As The Cop

Ah excuse me, can I see your license and registration please? I don't have my license registration right NOW But if you give me a chance, I can go home and get it Oh what are you a wiseguy son? No I don't mean to be a wiseguy officer The honest truth, what really happened is I just came from a plane from Dominican Republic By the time I got to Motor Vehicle, Motor Vehicle was closed Oh it was closed? Yeah it was closed Oh what's your name son? My name is Frankie Nato, but my friends, they call me Frank B How bout you officer - whatchu call yourself? Oh this guy's a real wiseguy Who's the young lady in the passenger seat? You don't know who that is? That's a superstar Paula Abdul, say hi Paula Oh yeah that's Paula Abdul? Have you been drinkin son? Oh no I don't drink man, the only thing I drink is fruit punch OK son you wanna turn your car off and leave the keys in the ignition and come with me please? Where we goin officer? I want you to come sit in the backseat and blow in this tube for me please Wait a minute, I ain't no faggot I never blow anything in my life, and don't plan to How bout you officer - you blowin anything? Just blow into the tube son Okay okay man * blows into the tube *

Oh what's this man? Two point oh? Oh Guns'n'Roses dude! You might as well get ? cause you goin downtown sonny, you're drunk! So whatchu tryin to tell me officer? You tryin to tell me that that machine, tell me I'm drunk man? Somethin wrong with that machine That machine need a good fixin man That's what I think officer No you know what I think son? I think you need a good lawyer Let me tell you officer, I have a lawyer My lawyer is so good, SO SO good And by the time he's finished witchu, you gonna be workin in Alaska So dress warm, as a matter of fact I suggest you go out and buy yourself a sheepdog Cause it gets BITTERLY cold out there

Chorus

E

P

E