Dirty old man — Fugs

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-- Tuli Kupferberg, as quoted in _Reader's Digest_ (4/87)

I don't know what was more of a sign that the 60s were over... Lawrence Welk owning the Country Joe and the Fish catalog (Welk Music Group bought Vanguard) or one of the Fugs being quoted in _Reader's Digest_...

"Dirty Old Man"

Intro [6X]:

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Verse

Hangin' out by the schoolyard gate Lookin' up every dress I can Suckin' wind through my upper plate I'm a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man)

([1] you f*ckin' dirty old man [2] disgusting!)

Verse

Handin' out joints to the kids at school Givin' out pictures and porn and pills Fillin' the front of my shirt with drool I'm a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man)

([2] ya prevert!)

Verse

Nervously wiggling my toes in my boots Communist literature in my hands Pinchin' all the bosoms I can I'm a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man)

([2] you!)

Instrumental Break Over Verse Chords

Recitation (over two repeats of verse chords)

Cackle

got *thrill pills* for all the little chickies, and I got *funny cigarettes* for all you boys [sniff], and I got *dirty pictures* for all of you together! Well, I guess I better go, I see the campus cop's coming... I better split now. Remember Leon Trotsky! [cackle]

Repeat Verses 1-3

Coda:

I'm a dirty old man

-- another ace 60's tab from Andrew Rogers