Cursed — Cactus

Could today have got any worse I've got dog crap in my hair And I think I've been cursed

Dog Crap in my hair

I tryed to wash it out But my showers bust I wacked my nose on a chair And I think I've been cursed Cursed

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Cursed from the devil Cursed from the pyramids Cursed from a witch Life is such a bitch

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Such a bitch

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My cat pissed in my trainers I went out for a run I thought I was getting sweaty When I knew it wasn't fun Was not funny

I locked myself out And saw my oven on I smashed a window to get in My chickens overdone

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Lost my ticket to a gig Now I'm done 50 Slipped up in public People took the mick

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Dog crap in my hair Showers bust, need to repair Wacked my nose on a chair Pissed in trainers life's unfair

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