C.P.K.'s — Insane Clown Posse
Verse - Violent J
I walked into the church, dressed up as an altar boy I seen a preacha, he said little boy I'mma teach ya Put his hand up on my shoulder, felt the claw of the beast I never thought it'd be so fuckin' easy murderin' a priest We went into the confession booth, he took off his clothes And cut some yay right on his bible top and ooted his nose I jammed a butcher's knife, 12 inches into his gut He looked me right into my eyes while I was yankin' it up Preacha killas.
Hook
Crooked preacha killas (stop it!) Crooked preacha killas (I gotta bloody him up!) Crooked preacha killas (stop it!) Crooked preacha killas
Verse - Shaggy 2 Dope
I walked into the sermen, strapped with an iron crowbar I beat a nun into a bloody stew in the trunk of my car How the fuck she got fake titties and a pussy ring? bullshit! She sucked the preacher dick in the pulpit I know the goin's-on, I've witnessed it while pushin' my mop And blood gushin' no stop when my hatchet go chop I ain't no fuckin' holy rolla, I'm outta controlla Face painted, fuckin' preacha killas gone off that yola.
Hook
Crooked preacha killas (cola!) Crooked preacha killas (I gotta bloody him up!) Crooked preacha killas (stop it!) Crooked preacha killas
Verse - Violent J
We shootin' for the preacha, fuck I missed and hit the reverend But it doesn't matter though, they say he's goin' to Heaven
Shaggy 2 Dope
And then I for the preacha, I blew his ear off We in the balcony bustin', gone off PCP and Smirnoff
Violent J
Shot again, I missed and hit somebody in the choir They fell back into the candle rack and caught the place on fire
Shaggy 2 Dope
I shot again, I finally caught the preacha in his dome
Both
Then we put our barrels to each other's heads and took it hoome.
Hook
Crooked preacha killas (stop it!) Crooked preacha killas (I gotta bloody him up!) Crooked preacha killas (stop it!) Crooked preacha killas (leave the fuckin' kids alone!)
Crooked preacha killas (faggots!) Crooked preacha killas (I gotta bloody him up!) Crooked preacha killas (stop it!) Crooked preacha killas (I gotta bloody him up!)
Hell...is a real place Hell! He-He-HELL! Hell! Hell! Hell!