Tango Dominican — Scrubs

Carla

I've had it up to here, So let me make it very clear, Because I swear I'll never clue you in again. Every time that you profess I come from Puerto Rico,

Turk

Yes?

Carla

For the last time, Turk, I'm Dominican.

Turk

Don't make a big to-to, I was simply testing you.

Carla

Then why'd you tell J.D. our baby's Blaxican?

Turk

Babe, you know I know the truth.

Carla

Well I need a little proof. So list all you know about me or no sex again.

Turk

Uh, let's see... Your name is Carla. (Oh yes) You are latina. (impressive) You're a nurse, you're mother's dead, And, wait I got it! Three sisters!

Carla

Turk!

Turk

Two sisters? Well I'm sure you have a brother who's a huge jerk-off.

Carla

Tell me what's my middle name?

Turk

Okay I'm tired of this game. Let's forget it, I give up, I guess you win again. But it's not just me who get's mixed up By all this crazy ethnic stuff,

Todd

Sorry, even I know, she's Dominican. Boo-ya!

Carla

Did I grow up in Illinois or in Michigan? How long before we met was I in medicine? Was our wedding song the Beetles or Led Zeplin? Am I freakin' Puerto Rican or Dominican?

Turk

The thing is guys remember facts, Like what Derek Jeter hit last year, Which was .303. And that is why our brains are maxed, And there's no room for things like birthdays or ethnicities.

Carla

Well, thank you for that glimpse into the workings of the inner-man.

Turk

Let's talk albout your job and not the fact that you're

Carla

Dominican.

Turk

You're not staying home from work?

Carla

Will that make you happy, Turk?

Turk

I'll support you if you choose to earn the benjamins.

Carla

Then I'll return to work today. Now you're sure that that's okay?

Turk

I say, "si," which is yes in Dominican, And Puerto Rican.

Carla

Turk!

Turk

But you're Dominican.