For the Last Time / I'm Dominican — Scrubs

Carla: I've had it up to here so let me make it very clear. Cause I swear I'll never clue you in again. Every time that you profess I come from Puerto Rico...

Turk: Yes?

Carla: For the last time turk, I'm Dominican!

Turk: Don't make a big to do, I was simply testing you.

Carla: Then why'd you tell J.D. our baby's blaxican?

Turk: Babe, you know I know the truth.

Carla: Well I need a little proof. So list all you know about me or no sex again.

Turk: Ok, lets see. Your name is Carla

Carla: Oh, yes.

Turk: You are Latina.

Carla: Impressive.

Turk: You're a nurse, your mother's dead, and wait...I got it. Three sisters

Carla: Turk!

Turk: Two Sisters? Well I'm sure you have a brother who's a huge jerk off.

Carla: Tell me, what's my middle name?

Turk: Ok, I'm tired of this game. Let's forget it, I give up, I guess you win again. But it's not just me who get mixed up by all this crazy ethnic stuff

Todd: Sorry, Even I know, she's Dominican. Boo-ya!

Carla: Did I grow up in Illinois or was it Michigan? How long before we met was I in medicine? Was our wedding song the Beattles or Led Zeplin? Am I freakin Puerto Rican or Dominican?

Turk: The thing is guys remember facts, like when Derek Jeter hit last year which was three-o-three. And that is why our brains are maxed! And there's no room for things like birthdays or ethnicities.

Carla: Well thank you for that glimpse into the workings of the inner man.

Turk: Let's talk about your job, and not the fact that your

Carla: Dominican!

Turk: You're not staying home from work.

Carla: Will that make you happy turk?

Turk: I'll support you if you choose to earn the pingements.

Carla: Then I'll return to work today! Now you're sure that that's ok?

Turk: I say ci which is yes in Dominican, and Puerto Rican

Carla: Turk...

Turk: But you're Dominican