What Happened To The Groupies — Too Short

Short, short, whats up man, this captain man check this out

I know you and b-legit finna get in here and get down on this song right?

But yall cant be talkin bad about broads, man, you know?

Yall in here talkin bout "suckin this" and "suckin that"

Aww shit, here come b pullin up in his 600 blowin big weed, yall be cool man

Verse 1: b-legit/too $hort

B-legit:

I blaze blunts all day get keyed all night

Be the one to take flight if the smoke aint right

Im tight, nicknamed ike for the drama

Its baby and her mama, naked in a sauna

Down with the gang cuz them flows be hard

Blue mink, short, and my st. brenard

Super bad man all around hoo-j

Tell me what the fuck happened to the groupies

Too $hort:

What happened to the groupies, I thought they was comin through

To do everything we want em to

Supposed to be all good when they get here

Break niggas off, bitch we real playas

Baby in the red said "its coo"

She gonna give me some pussy, and some head too

I aint trippin though, these bitches takin too long

Im bout to call some other hoes on the phone

B-legit:

Tell em Im a hog nigga, need a triple-x bitch down to stick

Turn tricks switched the dick

Theres hips outside and Im fo sho dat

And the finest ho she know where mo at

Gotta show that, nigga tuck my jewels

Cant be slippin with a bitch, niggas know that shit

Hit me at the room when the hoes come

It be at 301 we callin for some

Too $hort:

Where they at b-legit where they at? (where they at)

Let these bitches know theres some real playas back

Told her meet me in room 510 on the mattress

If you do it right then Ill be back bitch

Another showdown, in yo town

Let everybody know you my ho now

Im feelin way too cool off the gin and juice

Im bout to fuck my bitch and her friend too (and her friend too)

Captain save-a-hoe:

Damn, see man yall niggas is trippin man,

Niggas this 98 yall actin like its still 88

Short cussin, and all this bullshit,

Check this out--see baby and them leavin see?

Baby come here, cmon, baby dont even trip, just kick it for a lil while

You know what Im sayin? Ill take you to sizzler to go eat after awhile

Ill make em stop trippin, dont even trip baby its all good

Verse 2: too $hort/b-legit

Too $hort:

Im feelin good, everything hooked up right

Before its all over ima be in somn tight

Looked down at my hip to check my pager

Tryin to find me a bitch, fresh off the stage

Nigga aint hungry, fuck the after party

Told a cute groupie "bitch meet me in the lobby"

You know how we do it, told her bring all her friends

Next weekend we gonna do it all again

B-legit:

I said it out my mouth on the mic real loud

We at the holiday-inn, room 510

Bring all the bitches even if they dikes

We hyped, hoes eatin pussy tonight

Seen her in my mug, peepin my game

Lookin like she could take dick in the brain

We all champagne and cali green

I need a bitch like that on a pimp team

Too $hort:

Its after midnight, cant find the right women

Cant be slippin while youre late night pimpin

Way too many niggas got stuck like that

Waited too late then fucked a rat

Wake up in the mornin, mad as hell

With the wrong bitch in the wrong hotel

Shoulda gave up when you first struck out

Now you tryna get the fuck out

B-legit:

Man I was drunk when I went out, blow when I woke up

Didnt get to fuck cuz these hoes is ducks

Niggas like me need the head lay on

From bad ass bitches who prefer red bones

Rock microphones, later count gs

Could always spot a rat chasin niggas with cheese

Please, put it on freeze, it dont suit me

What happened to the muthafuckin groupies? (muthafuckin groupies)

Captain save-a-hoe:

What happened? nigga they all left, thats what happened

Yall muthafuckas gonna be sittin around all night talkin to each other

Oh thats cool, yall got some muthafuckin playboy magazines

So I guess thats why yall aint trippin, check this out man

Yall niggas gotta understand one thing man

Bitches dont love to be talked to like that, yall gotta break down

Be cool with a bitch, ya know what Im sayin?

Show her some caring and shit, understand me?

Verse 3: b-legit/too $hort

B-legit

I remember when the shit first began

I used to fuck the dog shit out my biggest fans

Four in the mornin we hit the waffle spot

Then its back to the telly for some more cock

Shit was non-stop, dont choose too fast

Theres a gang of more bitches with way more ass

Up and down the hall with the bad-ass body

Groupies lookin for the after party

Too $hort:

I used to be wild as fuck, get my dick sucked

On the back of the tour bus with two or three sluts

Check into my suite, order somethin to eat

Knockin at my door, its another lil freak

Rig