Dude (Skit) — D-12

Kuniva

That shit was off the hook. That shit was hype ass hell

Bizarre

I'm bout to get on that bus dog, bout to get some food. You wanna go to Em room and holla at him real quick.

Kuniva

Hell yea man let go ahead

Bizarre

He says he supposed to give some more air time and shit..

Kuniva

I hope so, cause them 2 minutes ain't workin.

Bizarre

Wassup dawg?

Security Guard

Big Proof baby, sup Swifty.

Bizarre

Proof? I'm Bizarre.

Kuniva

Aye nigga, I'm not Swift, I'm Kuniva dawg.

Security

Was goin' on?

Bizarre

I need to holla at my man about some studio time

Security Guard

Well he in there trying to unwind right now.

Kuniva

Aiyo, why you gotta put your hands on me. What you say?

Bizarre

Tryin' to unwinded?

Security Guard

Yea you know, relax...you know what I'm saying.

Kuniva

Nigga we trying to get some food and shit.

Bizarre

There some steak up in there dawg.

Security Guard

D12 dressing room right around the corner right there by the bathroom… round that way.

Kuniva

Nigga we know

Bizarre

You tryin' to be funny dawg? We a group we all together dawg. Why don't you go holla at him and tell we out here and then see.. tell him Bizarre from D12 is out here.. And Kuniva please. Thank you very much. you thick as muthafucka

Security

Yo Em!

Em

What dude?!

Security

I got bizarre and..wats your name again cuz.

Kuniva

Man fuck you! Aye man come to fucking door man, why you got this nigga blockin' the wind and shit. Ay Em was sup dawg?!!

Em

Dude tell'em I'm getting a massage dude.