You've Got To Pick-a-pocket Or Two — Oliver
Fagin (Spoken)
You see, Oliver...
Sung
In the bank, large amounts I'm afraid these don't grow on trees, You've got to pick-a-pocket or two
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys, You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.
Boys
Large amounts don't grow on trees. You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.
Fagin (Spoken)
Let's show Oliver how it's done, shall we, my dears?
Sung
Stupidly paying tax? Better get some untaxed income Better to pick-a-pocket or two.
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.
Boys
Why should we all break our backs? Better pick-a-pocket or two.
Fagin (Spoken)
Who says crime doesn't pay?
Sung
Gave away, what he took. Charity's fine, subscribe to mine. Get out and pick-a-pocket or two
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.
Boys
Robin Hood was far too good He had to pick-a-pocket or two.
Fagin
Take a tip from Bill Sikes He can whip what he likes. I recall, he started small He had to pick-a-pocket or two.
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.
Boys
We can be like old Bill Sikes If we pick-a-pocket or two.
Fagin (Spoken)
Stop thief!
Dear old gent passing by Something nice takes his eye Everything's clear, attack the rear Get in and pick-a-pocket or two.
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.
Boys
Have no fear, attack the rear Get in and pick-a-pocket or two.
Fagin
When I see someone rich, Both my thumbs start to itch Only to find some peace of mind We have to pick-a-pocket or two.
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.
Boys
Just to find some peace of mind
Fagin And Boys
We have to pick-a-pocket or two!