the power of lard — Lard

Lard You can see it In the clouds up in the sky

Lard Floats by in clusters In our water supply

Lard It's all of us, man In our pores and in our hair

Lard's What we conceal With these corny clothes we wear

Lard is all Lard is divine Lard is control Lard whips and chains our soul

Lard, We carry credit cards Lard, We live in fear of art

Lard is the OM Lard is revolution Lard is the tapeworm In the bottle of cheap tequila That comes alive at night And sneaks up And bites your nipple

Lard Lard

Nowadays, most of us need someone To run our personal life Someone to see that The plants are watered, Someone to make sure the place is clean, Someone to make sure dinner is waiting, Someone to call for theatre tickets, Someone to make up those cheap excuses

What we need is

Lard, The answer Lard, The dancer Lard, The ointment Lard, The dream Absorb it Inflame it Respect it Molest it The country right now just wants to be Soothed, and told it doesn't have to pay or Sacrifice or learn No one is over the hill When the mountain comes to Mohammed

Lard Lard Lard

Lard, We love to eat Lard, We love to pray Lard, Mold over mind Lard, Hooray

Every time I take a crap It's a cosmic experience

Religion and chemicals Are the key to the future

Next time we have sex Just pretend I'm Ed Meese

The weasels have it down, man It's a whole new age

Lard

Which would you prefer A computer or a gun

The sharks out lived the dinosaurs, you know

Pity the poor trainer In the stable when the race horse farts

Poison oak really is The aphrodisiac of the Gods

When people are asleep We must all become alarm clocks

Hey, man Life is my college

It's Dental Floss of the mind Who will babysit the babysitters

Ever hear about that guy in New York whose dick Fell off in the bath after he shot it full of coke

It's OK to run out of butter in Zambia Just smear squashed caterpillars on your toast

Waiter, there's a terrorist in my soup Which came first- Max Headroom or Gerald Ford

Are you a man or are you a mouse If you love your fun- Die for it

And feel The Power of Lard The Power of Lard The Power of Lard The Power of Lard

Avoid everything, etc