BPD — Screeching Weasel

Massacres, violence film at 10 Media scumbags strike a gain Shove a microphone in some poor guys face So your ratings can soar to outer space Ken and Barbie on location Pretty newsman masturbation Not a way to spend my afternoon I'd rather eat Doritos and watch cartoons Channel 8 and the daily times Make sure we don't forget those nasty crimes Keep your TV on and stay inside Or you'll end up a victim of homocide