Facial Origami — Nuclear Rabbit

Braid your cheeks into your chin Stretch your skull, then make a grin Take an ear around your tongue Take a look you're almost done

Rotate your nose, then pleat the eyes Your entire head must be this size Loop your ear around your tongue Take a look you're almost done

The skin is merely clay To fold and display

Observe my facial disarray Observe my facial disarray

An ancient art now born anew Convert my face and flesh askew Behold my grimace, it's a boat I'm trying not to gloat

The biggest grin I correlate To separate this un-headlike shape Potato-san has not a clue For I can fold my face like goo

My art remains unknown As I twist my soggy bones

I hide my drooping face in shame I hide my drooping face in shame

Someone once told me if I keep making that face It's going to stay that way No one understands Why do people shriek when They see my face folding No one understands me

Once was a man who lived on that hill Made different faces every day People did fear but still he ignored The warnings of the town folklore

Late in the night came a terrible moan And he came lurching down the hill To his dismay, his face stayed that way And he was never seen again