When I Was A Young Gnome
A Pair Of Cut Purses Cornered Me Behind The Inn
Oh, I'm Only A 5th Grader
Oh God, Horus Get Back
With Charisma Low, I Reached Into My Bag Of Holding
It Was Time, It Was My Turn
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Thought I Was Not Large, Even For A Gnome
I Was Confident I Could Ward Off The Attacker
Oh, He's Only A Dog
Oh God, Let Go Of Him
With My Dog Hours In The Clutches Of Murderous Friends
I Had To Act Quickly So I Began
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